![]() Clearly, my choice not to participate in the rite of eating human babies and drinking their blood has held me back. I got a high five from Oprah!Īnd yet I never felt entirely welcome. And, later that evening, I helped Oprah and Pope Francis drown him. I also was the one to suggest that maybe “Q” from QAnon is that guy Quentin who was always taking pictures with his phone. I’m proud to say that incidences of confused Little League teams accidentally being given child prostitutes are way down. It was my idea that we stop using “cheese pizza” as code for “child prostitute” at the pizzerias that we own around the world as fronts for child prostitution. ![]() Since then, I have been an active and involved member of the G.L.C.P.C. A few weeks later, I was listening to “All Too Well (Taylor’s Version),” and there, hidden in the part about the refrigerator, was my invitation to the 2021 Feast of the Innocents-slash-orgy in the crypt under the Lincoln Memorial! After that, of course, I was able to understand the coded messages you were sending through C- SPAN, pop culture, and Wordle. So I was relieved to wake up one midnight, unable to move, to find a sulfurous imp (aglow on its forehead the Greek letter eta: “H,” for “Hillary”) crawling into my mouth.
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